Why not smoking is a profitable thing
I got a new job one day. And at the end of the first working day, the head of the department came to me and asked:
– Do you smoke?
– No. Why do you ask?
– Non-smokers have a salary supplement of $1,300.
I added instantly:
– Well, I don’t drink yet!
The boss looked at me for a minute, kept silent, made an incomprehensible note in his notebook and left.